All you can eat buffet
The problem with farms… Roosters ! One of them was very confused waking us at 3am. We crawled out from under our mozzie net around 7 and after a quick breakfast (more sticky rice) said our goodbyes to the family (BTW. They are of the Thai Dam people).
Mr Phong was to be our local guide for the day and he led us 20 minutes to the closest village (Ban Nam Khon). The village was what you may expect with a population of 150. Less pristine than the farm (which had an immaculate loo) but still relatively unspoilt. The most impressive thing was that we were able to walk through without causing interruption to the lives of the locals. We were greeted politely and politely ignored (nobody begging or trying to sell us trinkets). At the primary school we were to hand over the books and pens. V and I did not really like the idea – we would have preferred to have remained anonymous but Alack insisted and I ended up in front of the class feeling decidedly uncomfortable – V cleverly hid outside 🙂
Then it was back into the jungle. Thicker and wetter than yesterday with persistent rain we climbed up down more hills. Without the benefit of rivers to wade through we ended up with a few kgs of clay under and around our strops. Wet clay should be used as an industrial lubricant – I ended up on my back in the mud a number of times as V managed to skate elegantly by in a state of partially controlled chaos. After climbing a large hill we arrived at the top to find Mr Phong laying out lunch for us. The plan was to forage for fruits and insects and cook a lunch on an open fire but again the rain meant we had a pack lunch prepared by Mr P’s wife and carried by this 50 something year old all morning (at least we would not have to try crickets and millipedes – phew !).
As we squatted eating lunch under our umbrellas we noticed the area was infested with leeches. Lunch was short. We said goodbye to Mr Phong and headed off. The trail got very steep and far more slippery making it slow going. We had to use our bamboo poles to control every step and that was only half the fun. The leeches were having an absolute feast on us. We felt like big buffet lunches for the parasites. Stopping every few minutes to pull off the latest guests of varying sizes was at first a novelty but soon became a pest. When they bite (which you can normally feel) they inject an anti-coagulant so the blood flows when you pull them off making it look much worse than it is. V ended up with one on her stomach somehow and I had a monster trying to drain me through my ankle in addition to the dozens on our feet over the afternoon. We did get skilled at removing them though. Forget squashing them, it’s like trying to squash a rubber band. Fun 🙂 And they are fast ! Fick one off and it seems to sprint back towards you at impressive speed.
It was a strenuous hike made harder by the wet. Six hours after starting off we arrived at a river which we crossed (and used to take a quick bath) before walking out to the road and a waiting minibus. The guest house with its hot water and shower never looked so good.
It was an incredible experience for us and we highly recommend it. What struck us most was the way we were received by the local people. We didn’t feel like we were the first westerners ever to visit the place but at the same time were not treated as an annoyance or a potential customer. It was the most perfectly executed example of ‘sustainable’ tourism we have seen. I think a lot of work has gone into setting these tours up and convincing the locals to play along – they are definitely worth the cost. The company we used was Luang Namtha Travel (www.luangnamthatravel.com) but Luang Namtha is lined with companies that offer similar packages.
Thank you LN Travel, Alack and the Phong Family for a truly unforgettable two days.
[Pictures: Leech !!! And the view as we left the jungle]
– Posted from my iPhone via Wifi

We are in LAOS !!
The town, for some reason, feels like it should be on the Natal coast and it’s hard to spot the French influence. Quiet and laid back with palms trees and fine sand collecting in dents on the pavements. Hot, humid and sunny with buildings that vary from definitely Asian to decidedly Durban – odd, but that is how it feels to us. Lunch was absolutely brilliant – I had a fried rice dish the way fried rice is supposed to be done and we both enjoyed our first Lao Beer. We’re not sure if it was the slightly stronger beer or the anti-malarials but we got very tipsy and had no choice but to head back across the street for an afternoon nap.
Not much to do today except wait for our bus this evening to Mengla (50km or so from the Laos border). We got up as late as possible and spent 2 hours !! carefully packing our gear – the new supplies we purchased made it substantially more difficult. We spent the rest of the day in the hostel’s courtyard making plans and getting frustrated with their Internet connection.
Tibet was a good and worthwhile (if expensive) experience in the end. The highlight was obviously Mount Everest and the Himalayan landscape.
Today has been all about getting organized for Laos, stocking up on odds and ends and sorting bits and pieces.
An early start to an arbitrary day, off to the airport. We brought up the issue of the room rate with our guide who shrugged it off as a misunderstanding. We now regret having given him a tip. Anyway we were both very excited to be getting on a plane, our first since January. Lhasa airport is snazzy and looks brand new. It was very busy and slowed by the excruciating security checks. Oddly, once past security there is nowhere to buy nibbles. Food and water are marked up by around 300% – the worst price gouging we have seen in China (except for the Dadong duck restaurant water saga). Boarding the plane was a real novelty as it was the first time in a long while that we have see a queue in the English sense of the word – very civilized. The plane left on time at 11h25 and after exhibiting stunning mountain views below us and a short stop in Shangrila we arrived on time in Kunming at 15h30. Unfortunately the baggage handlers were slower than those at JNB and after a very long wait we said our goodbyes to Manouk (great to meet you Manouk and thanks for everything and especially for the Gibbon thing). We then spent another 30 minutes in a typical Chinese queue for a taxi fending off locals as they tried to push in and past. V was like the Great Wall. No one got past us, we must be getting good.

The road dropped down into another huge valley and four hours after setting off we stopped for a quick Tibetan lunch and to buy park entrance tickets in a tiny village followed by a visit to one of the worst toilets we have seen yet. Back on the road we cleared more checkpoints with our ‘Alien’ visa before turning off onto the 100km of dirt road to EBC. 
Dinner in our little tent was simple but excellent (not sure if the food was good or it just tasted good after the high) and shortly thereafter our host converted the chairs to beds complete with duvets and 3 layers of warm weighty blankets. Perfect. What a day !
And today we were able to actually get on the road and out of Lhasa. We bundled into the car at 9am and headed off stopping ten minutes later at our first checkpoint. Papers had to be checked before we could even leave the city.
Closer to the fort, there was a large Chinese monument. We were told that the Chinese had erected it to celebrate their driving off of a contingent of British soldiers. On checking our guidebook however, it turns out that the British did send a diplomatic force into Tibet and did have a bit of a skirmish with some Tibetans. But since the Tibetans were armed with a motley assortment of arms that included rocks and protective charms from the Dalai Lama they soon got their bums kicked. The British hung out at Gyantse for a while before getting bored and moving onto Lhasa. So not quite what the Chinese make the situation out to be.

With throbbing temples I vetoed walking all the way back into town, instead opting for a taxi which refused to let us squeeze 4 onto the back seat (no problem anywhere else in China) – so two taxis then making it even more expensive. The rules governing tourists are a little crazy. We are not permitted to enter any tourist attaction without our guide and are not supposed to use the cheap local buses – capitalism run amock.
After lunch at a resturant full of tourists (I suspect all the guides get a comm) we twisted Bob’s arm (he wanted the afternoon off) to take us out to Drepung monastery which is some distance out of town – so another expensive taxi (or two). Drepung was one of the largest at one stage and home to 10 000 monks but was mostly destroyed during the cultural revolution. It is being rebuilt and renovated at the moment – soon to become another typical Chinese tourist attraction. The most interesting part was the original kitchen with every surface and fixture stained black with soot. No taxis waiting when we finished meant we had to walk down to the main road but at least we were able to sneak (not really) onto a local bus for a ride back to town for one tenth the price of a taxi.